7 Things every “About to” OR “Just Weded” guys must know about their women

1.                   HER BEST FRIEND WILL ALWAYS KNOW YOU MORE THAN HER: while the pastor tells you on the wedding day “you are now each other’s best friend”, don’t toatally believe this as its it’s the oldest lie ever liveth. That her bestie funke or Eunice knows every of her ex which you don’t probably know, knows the number of abortions she’s had, knows about her first kiss……….do I still have to kwantinuuuu?

2.                   WHEN SHE ASKS FOR ADVICE, DON’T BE MAD, SHE HAS HER ANSWERS ALREADY: whenever she asks “baby, what do you think about this?”, don’t get all personal because she wont follow; and if she probably follows, perhaps you gave the same advice already on her mind. Trust me, what these ladies lack for in strength, they’ve been compensated for in planning and thinking, so they trust their thinking power

3.                   WHEN SHE SAYS GIVE ME 5 MINUTES, EXPECT AN HOUR: while “in a moment” of men varies between 5 and 10 minutes, ladies’ start from 30 minutes and beyond. Don’t blame it on them, they are wired so.

4.                   SHE IS CONSTANTLY TESTING YOU: yes, she’d like to have an idea about your stand on a lot of things and hence tend to throw you some tests, the reason why married (experienced) men don’t get all upset at every given time even when they have every right to be upset.

5.                   IN EXPENSES, SHE AINT TOTALLY STINGY: think of it, ladies spend more than guys naturally. Give a lady an ATM card loaded with cash and see how she blesses fashion stores with it. You may not believe, ladies always wanna know if you are the stingy type, if you are the generous type, trust me, she’d open up to you on expenses, otherwise, she’d define the word stingy to you (Note: you may wanna say some girlfriends spend for their boyfriends, a word I have to say, marry her and give me your feedback)

6.                   WHEN SHE IS NEWLY MARRIED, SHE CANT YET COPE WITH THE IDEA OF LIVING OUTSIDE HER IMMEDIATE FAMILY CIRCLE: this is the reason why family members tend to flock new homes, and when you take a critical look, 95% of the situation is wrought by the bride. So, before she even asks for it, personally suggest a visit or a date with her siblings or family as a whole. This I bet will save your relationship/marriage a lot.

7.                   SHE NOW LOATHES YOUR MALE BESTIES: this may sound weird but trust me, if given the chance to exile those best friend of yours, she’d do it with the whole of her strength. She’d still kneel down for them when she sees them but trust me, she wants them off your radar!

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