Olori trying to peek at whom ooni is pinging

Below is a picture of olori trying to get a piece of the damsel maybe whom ooni of ife is pinging. Hahahaha

5 IRRITATING HABITS YOU SHOULD NEVER EXHIBIT WHEN SHARING FOOD WITH SOMEONE

1.       Blowing air directly into your food to cool it down: scientifically, there are countless microorganisms living in our mouth, while some are normal flora, others are pathogenic and who knows the type and amount gets blown alongside saliva when you do this?

2.       Mixing sauce/soup together with food from onset: ofcourse its different strokes for different folks, don’t think everyone is gonna buy the idea of you mixing the entire white rice with soup at the very beginning. Trust me, this is a number 1 appetite killer for some people, so, don’t jump into this act; not until you have asked your partner if its ok to do so.

3.       Belching: this is another appetite killer. Nature cant be cheated, yes we all know and if you must do, cover your mouth and make it as soundless as possible.

4.       Running your hand through your hair: inside your hair harbours various microscopic and macroscopic organisms; do yourself and your partner the favour of not garnishing your food with these bingos!

5.       Making slurpy sounds: some are lousy eaters and they don’t even have an idea. Listen to yhe sounds you make when eating alone to check this bad habit

7 Things every “About to” OR “Just Weded” guys must know about their women

1.                   HER BEST FRIEND WILL ALWAYS KNOW YOU MORE THAN HER: while the pastor tells you on the wedding day “you are now each other’s best friend”, don’t toatally believe this as its it’s the oldest lie ever liveth. That her bestie funke or Eunice knows every of her ex which you don’t probably know, knows the number of abortions she’s had, knows about her first kiss……….do I still have to kwantinuuuu?

2.                   WHEN SHE ASKS FOR ADVICE, DON’T BE MAD, SHE HAS HER ANSWERS ALREADY: whenever she asks “baby, what do you think about this?”, don’t get all personal because she wont follow; and if she probably follows, perhaps you gave the same advice already on her mind. Trust me, what these ladies lack for in strength, they’ve been compensated for in planning and thinking, so they trust their thinking power

3.                   WHEN SHE SAYS GIVE ME 5 MINUTES, EXPECT AN HOUR: while “in a moment” of men varies between 5 and 10 minutes, ladies’ start from 30 minutes and beyond. Don’t blame it on them, they are wired so.

4.                   SHE IS CONSTANTLY TESTING YOU: yes, she’d like to have an idea about your stand on a lot of things and hence tend to throw you some tests, the reason why married (experienced) men don’t get all upset at every given time even when they have every right to be upset.

5.                   IN EXPENSES, SHE AINT TOTALLY STINGY: think of it, ladies spend more than guys naturally. Give a lady an ATM card loaded with cash and see how she blesses fashion stores with it. You may not believe, ladies always wanna know if you are the stingy type, if you are the generous type, trust me, she’d open up to you on expenses, otherwise, she’d define the word stingy to you (Note: you may wanna say some girlfriends spend for their boyfriends, a word I have to say, marry her and give me your feedback)

6.                   WHEN SHE IS NEWLY MARRIED, SHE CANT YET COPE WITH THE IDEA OF LIVING OUTSIDE HER IMMEDIATE FAMILY CIRCLE: this is the reason why family members tend to flock new homes, and when you take a critical look, 95% of the situation is wrought by the bride. So, before she even asks for it, personally suggest a visit or a date with her siblings or family as a whole. This I bet will save your relationship/marriage a lot.

7.                   SHE NOW LOATHES YOUR MALE BESTIES: this may sound weird but trust me, if given the chance to exile those best friend of yours, she’d do it with the whole of her strength. She’d still kneel down for them when she sees them but trust me, she wants them off your radar!

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5 insidious "gifts" you gift your unborn while you propose or say "I DO"

There are insidious traits or attributes you gift your unborn right on the very day amen goes on his knees to propose OR that day you say I DO!

Its high time we understood the gimmicks, don’t make mistakes generations to come will blame you for!

Now don’t grab any popcorn, You won’t like these, trust me! As you may wanna have a rethink on that damsel, on that cute guy!

1.      Dad/Mom: yes, you heard me right. I know you are saying “and so?” right now but darling, there is more to it. Now sit down and relax. Think of it from this perspective, children don’t in any way determine no attribute of their parents. They arrive this cruel world with their parents wrapped in a package, until they are of age, that is when the gift gets unwrapped and then they realize their father is tall, fat, hairy etc.

Don’t be deceived, unlike children, your children aint no package because you can before hand predict the possible genetic xteristics and phenotypes of your child; it aint far fetched. In most cases if its not majorly from you, it is from your spouse or your parent/spouse’s parents. Now to the crux of the matter, if you marry an intelligent wife, trust me, there is a 50% chance your kid is intelligent, this is a genetic case. However not, don’t be deceived by mthe statement - “phenotypic characters aint transferrable”, if the mother or father of your spouse is lazy, dirty, short-tempered or wayward, there is equally a chance your kids inherit some if not all. So, by now I hope you know the choice of your mate is not directly affecting you alone, it does affect your kids too, even your family members. You don’t want the father of your child disrespecting your very own father!

If children were to be given a chance to call through to their dads on the day of proposal, I know some kids will yell “Dad, get the bleep off your knee, I don’t want that kinda mother”. This could be in the other way though.

2.      Rhesus Factor: this is a very sensitive question, I need your maximum attention. Do you remember those days when men were men, ladies were virgins and stones were used for igniting fire, civilization was at its lowest. There is this term in my language called “ABIKU”. Abiku(s) are referred to as child(ren) given birth to during a condition where the mother goes through many consecutive still births or perhaps birth them alive but give up the ghost in short periods. This mostly occurs after a successful first child has been born. So the general belief is that when one child dies, it is that same child that’s gonna reincarnate and enter the mother’s womb to be born again and die; the process continues.

This is nothing but a sham! As much as I wouldn’t wanna go all “geeky” on you, I still have to let you in on some terms. Rhesus factor is that + or – thing written beside your blood group. Rhesus factor is a protein present on the surface of red blood cells. Not everyone has it, if you have, you are +ve, else, -ve. When a rhesus +ve man decides to marry a –ve woman, this condtion most times occurs as the child unborn may either inherit the rhesus or not. But when the child does, the first pregnancy may be successfully carried and delivered by the mother, but subsequent ones can surely be unpredictably fatal. The –ve mother when carrying a positive child, her body senses (Rh sensitization) the protein in the baby’s blood as “harmful objects” hence develop antibodies against her own unborn. This may terminate the pregnancy and even if the child survives till birth, thre could be complications as – yellowing of the skin and whites of the eyes (jaundice). This explains the condition when you see some individuals with very yellow eyes, you can hardly distinguish the whiote part of the eyes from the black part. Although this is avoidable via vaccines.

But why let love blind you to let your kids go through this? Your child may be a born model, this kinda condition shatters he/her dreams.

3.      Genotype: I won’t say more on this, if you still want your children to bear the unimaginable pains and stigmas attached to the hemoglobin SS/SC go through, don’t bother before you propose or accept that proposal. If you questions, pm or quote me here.

#SayNoToHemoglobinSSstigmatization

4.      Look/Beauty: easily said, marry a beauty deficient man/woman and probably reduce the chances your kids are gonn be cute! Listen well, everything is but built on chance. Why not increase your luck by marrying a cute spouse? I aint saying BBs (beauty without brains) o.

5.      Family diseases: I have to use that layman word. Yes, I respect our ancestors on this. In the olden days, you cannot just pick a random girl to present to your parent for marriage like we do today, NO! Our ancestors then must know their family lineage, at least four generations from your spouse’s. this is not because they are selfish or strict, they wanna know if such family breeds certain illnesses or conditions. Our ancestors may not be penned, but I give them this. I wont go into details but I believe you understand this, before you buy that ring, do your background check

11 things you must know before your parents Clock 50

In a world where the average lifespan of humans has reduced drastically, it is important we have a thorough review on this topic.

May our parents live long to eat the fruits of their labour, but no mater how hard we try, no one can escape the sting of death, it must surely come and before it does arrive, some pertinent knowledge should be known. These are discussed below:

1.      Age: Some parents are fond of keeping this particular information as secret so the children won’t have an idea the distance between both ages. This is particularly unbecoming. Parents are meant to be open particularly on this, what if the children needs to apply for a government job or visa and this is asked?

2.      A list of all their properties: some stingy dads or mums have investments outside the knowledge of the family, this is mostly rampant when spouses no longer trust each other (e.g. a scenario where the man finds his wife to be very demanding, he keeps his investments a secret so she’d buy the idea “As you can see, I nefa kolet salary, where do you want me to see money??”)

3.      Debtors: as weird as this may sound, parents should keep their children aware of every singular individual/Coy owing them money/properties/assets. If you don’t know, many have been poisoned/assasinated when debtors realized they won’t be able to pay up their debts; fully knowing it’s a secret between them and the creditor. Even you imagine, our flesh won’t just help but dish out such sordid thoughts, that’s the power of money!

4.      Will: I don’t have much to say on this, but if you love your kids especially the polygamous fathers, make hay while the sun shines abegyy.

Note: Im not asking you to collect this from your parents ooo, but at least mandate their lawyers to plan it with them.

5.       Retirement packages: it is but no news that every level in the government strata is corrupt, I have seen old colleagues gang up to share the entitlements of the deceased since the immediate family is fully unaware of such. Ask of the information regarding this immediately!

6.      Medical History: this I will explain with an analogy: If you realize your parent(s) have record of such diseases as diabetes, cancer etc., kindly stop desist from its causative agents ASAP. If your father battled diabetes until age 78 and still counting, yet you gulp down COKE at every birthday parties, you are OYO!!!

NOTE: at least ask of the medical history of theirs and 2 generations before theirs.

7.      A list of all extended family members: actually this sounds funny but true; I actually included this to promote our fading culture. Some family friends today are closer than first cousins. I won’t even go far, right now you know the names of your course mates by heart but you don’t know the first names of your dad’s siblings. Imagine that!

8.      Biography: a true fact no man dares to challenge is that no matter how long our parents live, they must surely leave us some day and when that day comes, I bet you don’t wanna start asking of their biography from extended family members. Personally ask them to write it for you, in their own handwriting.

9.      Family Titles: although this may not be necessary but some are princes today and they don’t even have the slightest idea.

10.  Your Root: Don’t think low of yourself, you may become the president tomorrow; imagine some so called “butty” have never been to the village their ancestors sprouted from. Not to even go that way, you may be stinkingly rich tomorrow and wanna remember your roots by building schools, hospitals, when that time comes, don’t tell me you’d search for that via google!!!

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Shocking! 10 hollywood films where they actually 'lambad' themselves...... +18

1. Caligula

The 1970s film "Caligula" is reported to be the first time that recognized, notable actors starred in a movie that featured pornographic scenes. Many of the sex scenes were not fake, and included scenes that featured MouthAction and penetration, the movie as a whole wasn't received well by critics or the public.

2. All About Anna

"All About Anna" is a Danish film by Lars Von Trier that is described as a movie about sexual relationships, so it's only natural that you'd see various people doing the horizontal mambo. The intercourse and masturbation scenes really did happen, and producers responded to the uproar about the controversy by saying in a statement, "Without the sex scenes, the film’s drama would fall apart. This was a particular challenge to the film’s cast, who had to cope with the traditional social and human traumas associated with having real sex in front of a camera."


3. The Brown Bunny

In "The Brown Bunny," actress Chloë Sevigny pretty much shows off her MouthAction chops by performing MouthAction on her co-star, Vincent Gallo, in their sex scene.


4. Nymphomaniac

Lars Von Trier is known for producing films that push the envelope by using unsimulated sex scenes, and his star-studded "Nymphomaniac" was no different. It's said that while the stars truly are engaging in intercourse, they used porn or sex doubles for the expulsion shots.


5. Lie With Me

Viewers thought that "The L Word" star Lauren Lee Smith and actor Eric Balfour's sex scenes in "Lie With Me" looked a bit too realistic, and that's because they were. 


6. Little Ashes

Robert Pattinson's film "Little Ashes" has a scene where the actor admits he was masturbating. He admitted to pleasuring himself because faking it "just doesn't work."


7. Sweet Sweetback’s Badasssss Song

In 1971, Melvin Van Peebles had tongues wagging about his sex scene in his film "Sweet Sweetback’s Badasssss Song." It was many years later that he admitted that yes, the sex was real -- because he contracted an STD. Because of that, he was able to receive workers compensation.


8. Pink Flamingos

John Waters' campy 1972 cult classic "Pink Flamingo," Divine's character and her son, Crackers, engage in incestuous sexual behaviors inside of a friend's home and the MouthAction Divine performs is real.


9. Baise-moi

The French film "Baise-moi" translates to "f--k me," so be prepared to see exactly that when watching. The sex scenes aren't just graphic, but they're real, and some considered the movie -- which was a dud with critics and viewers -- practically pornography.


10. 9 Songs

"9 Songs" is considered to have one of the worst film sex scenes of all time, and that must be horrible for stars Kieran O'Brien and Margo Stilley who didn't even fake their intercourse.

How to register and chat with US number from naija

Hello Today I have come up with a simple WhatsApp trick that enables you to create a new WhatsApp account using U.S number. As you have know, WhatsApp is one of the best social media app that people normally use to chat with there friends and relations. Now when your friends see you using a U.S number to chat in WhatsApp they will be to know how you did it. We are going to use an app called to achieve this. erudite readers! tuned Primo Create WhatsApp account with U.S number (Latest method) * Download and install from Google playstore Primo calling App here * After installation, open the and click register primo App * Enter your first and last name and also choose a username and password then click sign up * Now verify your mobile number by OTP Once you've done the above step, then you're already halfway to create your WhatsApp account using U.S number. * Now click on Menu button of the Primo app * You will see a U.S number at the end of the Primo app * Copy out the number and open your WhatsApp Now input the U.S number you got via in your WhatsApp and click on call Primo app * WhatsApp will place a call to verify your number via the primo app * Receive the call and enter the verification number you heard from the bot Guess that is it! Now you can show your friends this prank and get them wondering how you did it. please do not scam people with this trick, I am just dropping it for knowledge purpose, on know account must you scam anyone with this trick.